lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

vector-change:

sleepvevo:

pls reblog he needs all the prayers he can get

rip beddingle cubebritches

vector-change:

sleepvevo:

pls reblog he needs all the prayers he can get

rip beddingle cubebritches

garbagebagvevo:

*logs onto tumblr*

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*logs off of tumblr*

1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

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GUYS

c-a-bergamot:

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

A dog was literally harmed to make this video. Find and imprison this bitch.

modern-traditionalism:

tedbunny:

A Red Army soldier marches a German soldier into captivity. Battle of Stalingrad, January 1943. 

If there’s one face to depict the brutality and absolute misery of war that is it. 

modern-traditionalism:

tedbunny:

A Red Army soldier marches a German soldier into captivity. Battle of Stalingrad, January 1943. 

If there’s one face to depict the brutality and absolute misery of war that is it. 

medicgould:

HISTORY MEME: 9 KINGS/QUEENS/EMPERORS | GEORGE V (3 JUNE 1865 -20 JANUARY 1936) & NICHOLAS II (18 MAY 1868 - 17 JULY 1918) &WILHELM II (27 JANUARY 1859 - 4 JUNE 1941)
This trio is most famously known because of two facts: they were cousins and, despite being bound by blood, they were unable to avert World War I. The European powers were willing to risk a war so they could secure their own interests. Wilhelm II, however, was never really liked due to his temper. As a baby he was brought into the world with a forceps delivery, causing him to have a handicapped left arm. Because of this he suffered from an inferiority complex which would follow him his entire life. Before the outbreak of the war a series of telegrams were sent between the tsar and the Kaiser, concerning the mobilisation of troops, but to no avail. When the Germans invaded Belgium, the British were dragged into the conflict as well. From that moment on the world was at war.
Nicholas II was shot, along with the rest of the Romanov family, during the Russian revolution. George V got very ill and administered euthanasia. Wilhelm II outlived his cousins and died in exile in the Netherlands.

medicgould:

HISTORY MEME: 9 KINGS/QUEENS/EMPERORS | GEORGE V (3 JUNE 1865 -
20 JANUARY 1936) & NICHOLAS II (18 MAY 1868 - 17 JULY 1918) &
WILHELM II (27 JANUARY 1859 - 4 JUNE 1941)

This trio is most famously known because of two facts: they were cousins and, despite being bound by blood, they were unable to avert World War I. The European powers were willing to risk a war so they could secure their own interests. Wilhelm II, however, was never really liked due to his temper. As a baby he was brought into the world with a forceps delivery, causing him to have a handicapped left arm. Because of this he suffered from an inferiority complex which would follow him his entire life. Before the outbreak of the war a series of telegrams were sent between the tsar and the Kaiser, concerning the mobilisation of troops, but to no avail. When the Germans invaded Belgium, the British were dragged into the conflict as well. From that moment on the world was at war.

Nicholas II was shot, along with the rest of the Romanov family, during the Russian revolution. George V got very ill and administered euthanasia. Wilhelm II outlived his cousins and died in exile in the Netherlands.

georgy-konstantinovich-zhukov:

In one of the most iconic images of the Korean War, if not the history of the United States Marine Corps, 2nd Lt. Baldomero López scales the seawall at Inchon on Sept. 15th, 1950. Mere minutes after the photo was taken however, Lopez would be killed in action, jumping on a grenade that he had dropped, after being struck by North Korean fire, in the act of throwing it. He was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor.
(National Archives)

georgy-konstantinovich-zhukov:

In one of the most iconic images of the Korean War, if not the history of the United States Marine Corps, 2nd Lt. Baldomero López scales the seawall at Inchon on Sept. 15th, 1950. Mere minutes after the photo was taken however, Lopez would be killed in action, jumping on a grenade that he had dropped, after being struck by North Korean fire, in the act of throwing it. He was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor.

(National Archives)